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I Don't Always Talk to Liberals -


TAGS: most interesting man in world
Rating: 4.45/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:23 am
This one is just stupid. It's not making fun of liberals when you sound like an idiot yourself. Zero stars.
Curlyrocks - September 17, 2013, 9:03 pm
Now now some liberals have fat paying union jobs, where they do no work and get paid out the wazoo. The kind of job we probably won't get because we prefer not to hang out with them.


DEMOCRAT PARTY THIRD WORLD NATION BUILDING -


TAGS: democrat party third world nation building
Rating: 4.75/5

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Renza - October 3, 2013, 8:30 pm
That's a matter of being present vs receiving an education. Same principal as the athletes, you have enough money or influence, they'll give you a degree.
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
sure it would. Bush was educated at Yale. I don't think I need to say more than that.
Renza - October 3, 2013, 10:40 am
Yes, that would be me informing fox that I have acquired knowledge through education and expressed my approval of education. That would not be something that is contrary to your statements thus far.
Scramblus - October 3, 2013, 10:26 am
I see you completely missed the point and made a strawman in its place
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 9:43 am
see your comment #60420
Renza - October 3, 2013, 9:07 am
Also a point nobody is disagreeing with.
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 9:00 am
The more important point is that knowing and understanding do not necessarily go hand in hand.
Renza - October 3, 2013, 8:54 am
Having a degree and having an education are not one in the same ST. You're trying to argue against a point nobody is trying to make. Also, yes, it's pathetic athletes ate handed degrees without being educated.
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 8:50 am
Knowing things and understanding them are not the same thing.
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 8:42 am
Athletes have educations, but a lot of them with 4 year degrees can't even read. You can't rely solely on institutional learning, real life teaches you how to use what you've learned. Some people won't or can't do that.
StoneTools - October 3, 2013, 8:39 am
exactly my point, your pointing to a picture from rio de janeiro and stating, "see, no slums. Dems good." doesn't even make a valid point.
Renza - October 3, 2013, 2:36 am
Yes. Yes I would, having an education tends to cause the effect of knowing things, it's a very useful thing to have, I highly recommend it.
Scramblus - October 3, 2013, 1:15 am
Ah an empty insult which neither negates my point nor really addresses it in any manner.
foxrecon19d - October 2, 2013, 8:45 pm
You would know, wouldn't you?
Renza - October 2, 2013, 8:31 pm
contrary to your belief fox, a dunce cap does not in fact shield you from the stupidity of others. It's basically just a piece of paper.
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 5:05 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/CPonte_anthill2.jpg You'll notice the lack of liberals (the ants all work)
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 3:24 pm
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/wallpaper/travel/traveler-magazine/places-of-a-lifetime-ph**os/08-places-lifetime-traveler-rio-de-janeiro/ You'll notice the lack of slums.
foxrecon19d - October 2, 2013, 11:57 am
If your brain is hurting Renzahead the Epicfail, maybe you need to get a bigger dunce cap
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
I think your cone of ignorance just makes everyone's brains hurt.
foxrecon19d - October 1, 2013, 12:25 pm
Snicker... do you always get your panties in a wad when a poster destroys what you have been brainwashed into thinking is reality. So, have you or have you not been to Kosovo?
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:19 am
Spoken like someone who doesnt read anything or consider resource a***ysis. But since you don't want to listen to reality I'll ask you instead-how is this an amusing parody of a motivational posters?
foxrecon19d - September 25, 2013, 5:38 pm
Spoken like someone who has never been to Kosovo or Detroit. But keep admiring your glossy ph**os of Barack Obama.
Scramblus - September 25, 2013, 4:25 am
Ph**o of glossy mag ad vs unsourced picture of some random area which is apparantly some part or another detroit. If you want I can take a ph**o of my place of work and that proves left wing politics are awesome right?
Curlyrocks - August 2, 2013, 10:00 pm
I have to point out that unions hate small business almost as much as large corporations. This has more to do with them than with the democrats. Although they are both so buddy buddy it's hard to tell where ones interests end and the others begin.
KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 4:48 pm
I agree with the second statement, but the first isn't true. RC cola, Shasta, various store brands, and near competitors like kool-aid, orange juice, etc.
Curlyrocks - August 1, 2013, 2:59 pm
The corporations got coke and pepsi government has democrats and republicans. Two crappy mainstream choices if you ask me
KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
I agree, but with corporations you have your choice of a few a-holes versus being subjected to 1 a-hole with big government.
Curlyrocks - July 29, 2013, 10:51 pm
as faith in government or unions. They're self interested organizations and masters of telling people what they want them to hear.
Curlyrocks - July 29, 2013, 10:50 pm
If Detroit is unprofitable move some where else in the States, but industry didn't they moved overseas where they could treat their workers like trash. Note corporations also made tons of money in this process. Having faith in corporations is as stupid
foxrecon19d - July 29, 2013, 10:08 pm
Actually, it was the demands of the Democrats and their Unions which made it uneconomical for production to stay in Detroit and forced companies to outsource their jobs overseas. Note: Democrat politicians and their Union backers made tons of money
Curlyrocks - July 29, 2013, 9:45 pm
As much as I agree with you, you couldn't find may more producers anywhere than Detroit pre-crash. This wasn't all democrats, the job producers stopped producing jobs too, taking them over seas, and many workers and unions tried to compromise.
Rudedog - July 27, 2013, 8:49 pm
Is that a problem when "takers" outnumber the "givers". Oh yeah I forgot to consider the history of human civilization.


" THERE - THEIR - THEY'RE " - And on top of it he wears a T-shirt with 'stupid' on it.


TAGS: peace protesters make the world go to pieces
Rating: 4.62/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:52 pm
I always wondered what Cal looks like


Closed? -


TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.


DOUGLAS MACARTHUR - They respected the man; they revered the pipe.




NEW WORLD ORDER - Only the Wolf Pack can save us now.




BUSH AND CHENEY - They took the idea from Pinky and the Brain and damn if it didn't work.




" THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR DRILLING " - Under Obama, Oil and Gas Production on Federal Lands Is Down 40% !




Warming earth -


TAGS: make your world better
Rating: 2.36/5

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Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:34 pm
And "intelligent" may be debatable. Perhaps sentient is a better adjective.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:31 pm
No it doesn't. Earth does its thing, but this is the first time in earth's history that an intelligent species recognizes it's affect on that process.
ipaprime - July 30, 2014, 2:34 am
read some history. just befor the little ice age the earth experance a brief warming period. lesson the earth don't need our help to change
Zeitguy - July 29, 2014, 9:57 pm
Why is this concept so d*** hard to grasp! Please accept the fact that your home may be experiencing a short cold spell, but the whole planet over the last century is getting h**ter. Period!
Bandit5906 - July 28, 2014, 9:00 pm
Coolest Summer On Record In The US
Zeitguy - July 27, 2014, 11:30 am
I common misconception is confusing weather with climate.
ipaprime - July 26, 2014, 9:21 pm
What is this warming you speak of? Coolest summer in years here. Several record low high temperatures.


DR. EVIL SOROS - Here's the plan. Destroy the global currency, then hold the planet's economy ransom for... ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.




" THE EURO WITHOUT GREECE " - An Empty Shell




BEST OF THE WORLD -




STARDATE 42019.05 - Continuing Obama's mission to the Muslim world hit a snag when Lt. Worf killed a Revolutionary Guard while exploring Tehran




OBAMA TAKES ACTION AGAINST GADDAFI - He defriended him on Facebook Tuesday.




JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: politics world domination congress presidency
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 13, 2013, 9:03 pm
LoL. Just like to make people laugh. It makes the 12 hours of work a day go by alot faster here in Afghanistan.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 10:01 am
NO WEIRDOS-That's classic! Where do you come up with these?


LEARN TO LACE 'EM UP, DEMOCRATS -


TAGS: obama world tour
Rating: 4.41/5

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foxrecon19d - September 5, 2013, 11:02 am
Not even a year after we warned you that this would happen. Interesting reading the comments that loyal Obama-bots wrote
foxrecon19d - November 7, 2012, 2:04 pm
uh, huh, and "Iran is tiny. They aren't a threat." And if you believe that Pakistan and Egypt is an "ally",well let's just say you are the last person that needs to be talking about "perspective." Congrats on the win. You certainly deserve what's coming
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:40 pm
Pakistan is an ally .. Egypt is an ally .. Muammar Gaddafi is dead .. Kim Jong-il is dead .. The global community can handle Syria and Iran. War is the final option when all other political options have been exhausted. Get some perspective.


DON'T ACT STUPID - That is what we have world leaders for ...




I WESENT ANY IMPWICATIONS - I wesent the impwications that my efforts wesulted in the cowwapse of Fweddie Mac and Fannie Mae.. these institutions wemain vewy solvent and I will wead the investigation into any iweegal impwopwieties!"




HOW MUCH OIL DOES THE USA HAVE? - More than the rest of the world put together. So why the foreign dependence?!




Climate Change Is The Global Crisis Key To Unlock The New World Order -


TAGS: climate change global crisis key unlock the new world order gordon brown quote global warming hoax greenies warmists alarmists hysterians eco fascism socialism nwo ipcc
Rating: 4.33/5

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freasy - May 5, 2015, 12:39 pm
Bottom line, the data was fudged. Lies Lies and d***ed lies.


FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT - "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."




We can send federal agents to collect fees... -




" SPLIT PERSONALITY " - Obama Compares Himself to Lincoln,Reagan, FDR and Now Martin Luther King Jr.




OBAMA: NO NEW WARS … UNLESS ‘ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY’. - Ambassador Rice is basically telling Russia and China, that the U.S. is ready to act as it did in Yugoslavia 13 years ago and launch military actions against Syria.




WHAT'S 15 TRILLION BETWEEN FRIENDS? - OBAMANATION: One nation under debt to China.




World Cure -




The Software Isn't Finished -




Rule The World -




POLITICAL APOCALYPSE -




THE NEW MILITARISTIC WORLD ORDER -




" SEALED WITH A KISS " - Juncker – Lagarde: Seal Greek Bailout With a €130-Billion Kiss. Where are the days that 30 pieces of silver did the job?




Sorry State of the Union -




THE SHIFT -




OBAMA'S NOMINEE FOR WORLD BANK PREZ: "GOING FOR GLOBAL OBAMACARE?" - Sociopaths truly believe their ends justify their means.




CHINA - They waited quietly and patiently to finally take over the world.




You say Ebola -




52% MANDATE - to raise taxes




WHAT A DIFFERENCE 80 YEARS MAKES -




DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."




things worth our time -




ISLAMIC TERRORIST - Well, he's dressed the part according to the logic displayed by some on the left.




NEW WORLD ORDER - It's already here. Your fancy sunglasses and your meager arsenal ain't gonna put a stop to it.


TAGS: new world order gun control
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - January 20, 2013, 1:05 pm
Taking up arms against our elected government would make you a traitor, not a patriot.
foxrecon19d - January 20, 2013, 12:25 pm
...unless, of course, you multiply that by millions of real American patriots determined to stand against an oppressive government... y'know, the folks the Democrats have been demonizing lately


VIEWING THE WORLD THROUGH ROSE COLORED GLASSES -




GLOBAL WARMING -




THIS - Is what environmentalists want to take away from you, the worker.




PAT ROBERTSON - Look at his hand, LOOK AT HIS HAND! HE'S A MEMBER OF THE OCCULT-SATANIC-ELITE OF THE ILLUMINATI NEW WORLD ORDER!


TAGS: pat robertson new world order
Rating: 3.4/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 8:09 am
Hard to say, hes manipulative enough to be illuminati, but doesn't seem bright enough... and satanists are usually much more reasonable people than the crazy evangelical types
PapaFox - March 7, 2013, 6:41 am
He's probably a Mason too! :-D


THANK YOU, LORD. -




A WORLD NO LONGER OCCUPIED BY CONSERVATIVES... - Hey, the world has to end sometime!




MAO TSE TUNG - Despite being one of Anita Dunn's favorite world leaders, Mao managed to kill millions of his people during his reign of terror. Ask any college student and you'll hear that Bush is the worst... ??? colleges. Tsk, Tsk




IMF HEAD STRAUSS-KAHN - a Socialist. Any wonder why the world is going bankrupt? Well, with a sense of entitlement and $3,000 a night hotels, its no wonder...




NOSTRADAMUS - The one Frenchman Americans don't hate who wrote books on witchcraft that remain unburned.




PLANET OF THE APES VI -




DEBATE IN A FACT-BASED WORLD - Join in any time, fellas.


TAGS: fact based world
Rating: 2.57/5

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Renza - February 22, 2013, 3:01 pm
Sad but true, though to be fair, the crazies shouting have essentially taken over the party by making it's leaders think they're the majority... Basically impossible to tell if they are or not, the sane ones are afraid of getting sh** if they speak up.
Rudedog - February 22, 2013, 1:39 pm
The silent majority of moderate Dems and GOP are muted by the fringe nut jobs.
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 8:16 am
There are a few rational ones still out there (I think?) Unfortunately they're being shouted down by the crazies, like at McCain's town hall fiasco the other day.
Renza - February 22, 2013, 8:03 am
Isn't saying things like "fact-based", "truth", or "real" just a fancy way of saying no republicans?


WHO YOU CALLIN' NAZI? - You Republicans are just mad that you didn't get to defeat the Germans--twice.




DEAR WORLD, - You're welcome




WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS - GLOBAL/OBSTRUCTIONIST/Party (GOP)




TWO WORLDS - TWO PLANS - we plant life, they seed death!




WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




crumbling infrastructure-3rd world California -


TAGS: 3rd world country california spendocrats
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 14, 2017, 6:30 pm
Dam breaks. Illegal immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims die. One guess who the Democrats will blame.


MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD -


TAGS: meanwhile in the real world
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - April 12, 2015, 10:57 pm
Absurd. What does this have to do with price of tomatoes?


Who Is Really the Clown? -




Clinton Foundation received up to $100,000 from corrupt FIFA -




MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD -




Climate Change -




D-Day ~ June 6th, 1944 -




In Barack Obama's world -




2016 HillyBilly World Tour -




kerry- today is the first day of a safer world -


TAGS: kerry safer world
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 6:59 pm
Where can I get those drugs so I can alter my reality. Redefines telling a lie!


Liberal Moonbats: "Save the Planet, Skip the Salad" -


TAGS: save the world skip salad washington post wapo liberal moonbats progressives democrats hippies tree huggers greenies warmists hysterians
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - August 25, 2015, 1:09 am
Yes, save the planet. Eat BACON!
Libertas - August 24, 2015, 11:18 pm
what now, have liberals deemed food as racist too?


Americanism is Fascism -




15 minutes of fame -




Donald Trump Is a Despot -


TAGS: donald trump third world dictator
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 5:09 pm
Right. Thank you for agreeing. We don't have a dictator anymore. We have an American President.
BurningSlanders - May 14, 2017, 5:02 pm
Which means Obama isn't the dictator anymore, now does it?
ScatXXVII - April 21, 2017, 12:01 pm
...then lose the Presidency to Donald Trump


Meet Trump 2.0 -




The Height Of Hypocrisy -


TAGS: george soros ows occupy wall street liberal hypocrisy hippies progressives protesters communists socialists tides foundation media matters open society one world government
Rating: 4.76/5

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DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:39 am
"wall street and capitalism is evil, they allow parasites to siphon billions out of the american economy while helping nobody. if you dont believe the current system helps parasites get rich, just look at me" - George Soros


BARACK OBAMA'S WORLD -


TAGS: barack obama s world
Rating: 4.67/5

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Curlyrocks - December 18, 2014, 2:38 pm
From what I heard this was a last ditch effort by Pakistani Taliban to try and stay relevant in a world dominated by ISIS atrocities. I would say this has backfired as other terrorist groups are giving them a hard time now, but the mastermind was relesed


Bill Hicks Warned Us -


TAGS: ringworld nessus whats the difference
Rating: 3.25/5

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Cyberhagen - February 21, 2015, 12:57 pm
A nice Larry Niven "Known Universe" reference.
theyuk - February 17, 2015, 11:11 pm
Yes, there's a 1L(ooser) out there, but don't let 'em spoil our fun. I'm just glad to see that at least two people got it-it's kinda' esoteric.
Curlyrocks - February 17, 2015, 8:51 pm
Who ever 1L'd a Bill Hicks quote can suck it.


The Most Interesting Denier in the world... -




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